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Taun We

Demiurge

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Greetings from Kamino

I am Shakira's biggest fan, a demiurge and ontologist who invented Shakism and the Shakiracracy.

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My dream woman

Scientists know that all organisms are related to each other. They descend from a common ancestor. But hardly anyone realizes that we are all Einstein's monozygotic twins, located in the arithmetic logic unit of an Apple Silicon chip that was beamed into the uterus of the polyamorous lesbian Lana Wachowski, who was Alan Turing in a previous life, by Professor X.

My super-ego captured this dream with a π decimal place sector selector, translated it and transferred it to the consciousness of the sleeping Shakira by touching her delicate face with my fingers. Meanwhile, my beloved absorbed a clone of my soul into her innermost being, where we are currently being dreamed of by the Dream Realm Empress with all the nested universes.

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